1 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:40,433 Come on, Ranjeet, it's your turn. 2 00:00:40,533 --> 00:00:43,133 I'm thinking what I'm going to be doing. 3 00:00:43,233 --> 00:00:45,333 You have been thinking for five minutes. 4 00:00:45,433 --> 00:00:46,333 Patience. 5 00:00:46,433 --> 00:00:50,633 We are playing Scrabble, not patience. 6 00:00:50,733 --> 00:00:51,867 What do we want, Su Lee? 7 00:00:51,967 --> 00:00:52,933 18. 8 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:56,333 Okeydokey, here we go. 9 00:00:56,433 --> 00:00:59,333 18! 10 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:00,467 19! 11 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:03,667 20! 12 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:05,067 Hey, bullseyes to win, huh? 13 00:01:05,167 --> 00:01:06,000 Very good. 14 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,167 Bravo. 15 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,533 Right, it's your turn, now, Zoltan. 16 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:10,400 OK. 17 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:11,300 Hey. 18 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,600 Attention. 19 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:13,733 Zoltan is throwing. 20 00:01:13,833 --> 00:01:14,667 Back. 21 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:15,567 Sshh. 22 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:16,667 Momentito, momentito. 23 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:23,767 It's all right. 24 00:01:23,867 --> 00:01:24,667 You throw. 25 00:01:24,767 --> 00:01:25,767 I no bet. 26 00:01:25,867 --> 00:01:27,567 What we want? - A five. 27 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:28,867 - Where five? - There. 28 00:01:29,867 --> 00:01:31,867 Hey, watch it! 29 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,433 - Say, you are getting better. - Yes? 30 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:34,367 Yeah. 31 00:01:34,467 --> 00:01:35,600 You're starting to hit the board. 32 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:36,500 Good. 33 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,567 What happened? 34 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:44,067 You're supposed to throw it forwards, not backwards. 35 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:44,967 Where is it? 36 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:46,600 Ah, it's all right. 37 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:47,533 I see it. 38 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,633 Pardon. 39 00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:54,167 Oh, dearie me. 40 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:56,233 It's a good thing you were wearing your turban, Ranjeet. 41 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:59,900 Otherwise, it would have gone straight through your head. 42 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,200 Oh, blimey. 43 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,400 You wouldn't have felt it. 44 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,100 You'll be feeling my fist in a moment. 45 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,633 Hurry up, Mr. Ranjha. 46 00:02:06,733 --> 00:02:07,933 I'm still thinking. 47 00:02:08,033 --> 00:02:09,933 Yeah, Sikhs are slow thinkers. 48 00:02:10,033 --> 00:02:11,700 Shut up with your mouth. 49 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,167 We must have time limit or-- come. 50 00:02:15,267 --> 00:02:18,767 Ah, I'm getting a good one. 51 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:20,567 Sugar. 52 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:21,933 No good. 53 00:02:22,033 --> 00:02:26,767 Sugar is not spell S-H- U- G- A- R. 54 00:02:26,867 --> 00:02:28,500 I'm thinking you are mistaken. 55 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,633 You damn fool. 56 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:34,500 Everybody knows sugar is spelled with two Gs. 57 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,267 We win! 58 00:02:37,367 --> 00:02:39,767 You want game, Juan? 59 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:41,000 We not have time. 60 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,000 Mr. Brown, he be here pretty prompt. 61 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,633 You frightened you lose. 62 00:02:44,733 --> 00:02:47,800 Eh, I beat you blinded-fold. 63 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,267 Righty-ho. 64 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:51,900 Let's see you get double the top with your eyes closed. 65 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:52,833 Easy. 66 00:02:52,933 --> 00:02:54,967 Easy. 67 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:56,667 Closed. 68 00:02:56,767 --> 00:03:01,433 A-one, a-two, ha ha! 69 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,400 Help! 70 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:04,833 Maria! 71 00:03:04,933 --> 00:03:06,800 Ow! 72 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:07,867 Who threw this? 73 00:03:07,967 --> 00:03:09,000 Me. 74 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:11,400 Ah, I was trying to get that in top. 75 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:15,200 Looks like you get it in the bottom. 76 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,300 Are you hurt, Sid? 77 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,500 Huh? 78 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:18,467 Did it hurt? 79 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:21,167 You bend down, and you'll find out. 80 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,767 What is going on in here? 81 00:03:22,867 --> 00:03:24,433 - Not a thing. - Dart game. 82 00:03:24,533 --> 00:03:25,733 I beg your pardon? 83 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:28,367 Sid was just telling how he is good at dart playing. 84 00:03:28,467 --> 00:03:29,600 Well, in future, Sidney, will you 85 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,100 kindly remember that the students have 86 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,200 more important things to do? 87 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,533 You get my point? - Yeah. 88 00:03:33,633 --> 00:03:34,700 I got his point, as well. 89 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:39,500 Good heavens. 90 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:40,300 What's the matter? 91 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,933 This door is full of holes. 92 00:03:42,033 --> 00:03:43,167 Ha. 93 00:03:43,267 --> 00:03:45,633 Maybe it's the wooden work. - Woodwork. 94 00:03:45,733 --> 00:03:46,533 Ah. 95 00:03:46,633 --> 00:03:47,667 So right. 96 00:03:47,767 --> 00:03:49,100 Yes. 97 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,033 Well, I've just had a telephone call from Mr. Brown. 98 00:03:51,133 --> 00:03:52,367 He says he will be along later. 99 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:54,633 Apparently, he is tied up at his flat. 100 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:55,767 Oh, blimey. 101 00:03:55,867 --> 00:03:59,067 Should we not be going to untie him? 102 00:03:59,167 --> 00:04:01,700 I was speaking metaphorically. 103 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,333 It is better you speak English. 104 00:04:04,433 --> 00:04:09,033 Now, Mr. Brown may put up with your stupid 105 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:11,100 remarks, but I assure you, you will find me a very 106 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,800 different kettle of fish. 107 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,100 Excuse me, please? 108 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,800 What is mean kettle of fish? 109 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:18,867 You'll find out. 110 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,967 Now, until Mr. Brown arrives, I intend to find out what sort 111 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:23,900 of progress you are making. 112 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,033 You, how are you doing? 113 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:30,067 How are you doing? 114 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:31,700 Very please, thank you. 115 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,933 How you doing? 116 00:04:34,033 --> 00:04:37,133 I was inquiring about your English. 117 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:39,367 Your English. 118 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:40,633 No, no, no. 119 00:04:40,733 --> 00:04:42,833 Hungarian. 120 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:43,767 You're hopeless. 121 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,067 No, no, look. 122 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:48,000 Hun- gar- i- an. 123 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,600 Sit down. 124 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:51,333 Thank you. 125 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:56,833 You, give me the present perfect of the verb "to move." 126 00:04:56,933 --> 00:04:58,067 You know it not? 127 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,167 - Well, of course I know it. - Oh, good. 128 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,433 Then you can me tell? 129 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:03,600 It is not my place to tell you anything. 130 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:06,567 How can we learn if you tell us not? 131 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:08,033 You. 132 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,733 Ah, s , se ora. 133 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:12,400 What is a comma? 134 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,833 Por favor? 135 00:05:14,933 --> 00:05:16,733 What is a comma? 136 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:17,733 Coma. 137 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:18,933 Ah. 138 00:05:19,033 --> 00:05:21,767 Coma, coma is when you are unconscious. 139 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:27,400 That is a coma. 140 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,900 A comma is a punctuation mark. 141 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,267 Ah, so right. 142 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:33,867 I don't think Mr. Brown is teaching you anything. 143 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,167 Master Gs teach us very lots English. 144 00:05:36,267 --> 00:05:40,100 When I am arrive, not one bodies is understand me. 145 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:44,633 Now, everybodies is understand everything I am speak. 146 00:05:44,733 --> 00:05:46,200 I see. 147 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,500 Well, in that case, if someone were to stop you in the street 148 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,700 and ask you the time, what would you say? 149 00:05:57,867 --> 00:05:59,433 That wouldn't help them. 150 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:00,533 Oh, yes. 151 00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:03,433 In my street, it's all Indian peoples. 152 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:10,100 You. 153 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,533 Yes, please. 154 00:06:11,633 --> 00:06:14,833 Give me a collective noun for a collection of ants. 155 00:06:14,933 --> 00:06:17,667 Aunties. 156 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:19,600 Not "aunts." 157 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:22,633 Ants-- insects. 158 00:06:22,733 --> 00:06:24,967 What is a lot of ants? 159 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:28,133 A damn nuisance. 160 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:31,233 Have you never heard of swarm? 161 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:33,500 Yes, please. England is cold. 162 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,533 Pakistan is warm. 163 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:38,333 Silence! 164 00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:40,000 Oh, sorry I'm late, Miss Courtney. 165 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,600 So am I. I have just been seeing how 166 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:43,900 your students are getting on. 167 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,033 Oh, I think they're progressing. 168 00:06:45,133 --> 00:06:47,367 Yes, but in which direction? 169 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:54,433 What have you been saying to upset Miss Courtney? 170 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:56,333 Oh, blimey, we are saying nothing. 171 00:06:56,433 --> 00:06:58,267 She's asking some questions, and we 172 00:06:58,367 --> 00:06:59,767 are telling her some answers. 173 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:01,933 Yeah, well that explains it. 174 00:07:02,033 --> 00:07:02,867 Are you going away? 175 00:07:02,967 --> 00:07:03,833 Only for one night. 176 00:07:03,933 --> 00:07:04,867 I'm having my flat painted. 177 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,067 That's why I can't sleep there. 178 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:08,733 You are having your bed painted, also? 179 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:10,267 No. 180 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:13,333 It's just that I can't stand the smell of fresh gloss paint. 181 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,267 Where will you be sleeping tonight? 182 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:17,200 Well, I'll probably stay at the YMCA. 183 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:20,167 Hey, much better the YWCA. 184 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,967 I don't suppose any of you have a spare room, do you? 185 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,467 It would give me much pleasure for you 186 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:31,433 to share my humble house, but unfortunately, 187 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:34,733 my cousin and his family and also his cousin and his family 188 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:36,733 is staying with me. 189 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:39,467 You've got two families, both living in one house? 190 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:44,067 Two families, both living in one room. 191 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:47,067 You are very welcome to come and stay with me. 192 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,067 Have you got a spare room? 193 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:53,067 No, but I have a very big bed. 194 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:54,500 Yes, well, thank you for the offer, 195 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,100 but I think it had better be the YMCA. 196 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,067 You can with me stay. 197 00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:02,400 Don't tell me you've got a very big bed, also. 198 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:06,700 I have small bed, better much. 199 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,633 OK, you stay with "hus." 200 00:08:08,733 --> 00:08:09,533 Who's "hus"? 201 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:10,833 Um, us? 202 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:12,267 Me and Giovanni. 203 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,700 Sure, we got a room. 204 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,067 I didn't know you shared a flat. 205 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,833 Yeah, I had to leave my other place. 206 00:08:16,933 --> 00:08:19,533 I had a big fight with a neighbor because of the noise. 207 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,933 What noise? 208 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:24,367 Every night, after midnight, guitar practice for one hour. 209 00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:26,100 Well, surely, you could ask them to stop. 210 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,400 - No. - Why not? 211 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:31,133 It's me who practice the guitar. 212 00:08:31,233 --> 00:08:33,767 You don't still practice the guitar, do you? 213 00:08:33,867 --> 00:08:34,833 No, finish guitar. 214 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:36,200 Oh, thank goodness for that. 215 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:37,633 Now, I practice the drums. 216 00:08:38,867 --> 00:08:39,700 What? 217 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,167 I make the joke. 218 00:08:41,267 --> 00:08:42,200 I not practice anything. 219 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:43,100 Hey, what you say? 220 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,133 You stay with us? 221 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,300 Well, I, um-- 222 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,267 OK. 223 00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:47,167 You stay. 224 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:49,767 Hey, why don't we have a party? 225 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,133 That's a good idea. 226 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:52,633 Everybody come. 227 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,033 Yay! 228 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:55,200 I bring a bottle. 229 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:57,800 Yeah, make sure it's not empty. 230 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,067 I'll bottle bring. 231 00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:00,900 Yeah, we get some pizza. 232 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:01,933 Chicken curry. 233 00:09:02,033 --> 00:09:02,833 Fried rice. 234 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,033 Chapati and papadums. 235 00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:05,267 Taramasalata. 236 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:06,033 Goulash. 237 00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:07,433 German sausage. 238 00:09:07,533 --> 00:09:08,767 Paella Valenciana. 239 00:09:08,867 --> 00:09:10,000 Bombay duck. 240 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,533 Quiche Lorraine. 241 00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:12,467 Smorgasbord. 242 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:14,200 I make you sukiyaki. 243 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:16,433 We give you a night you never forget. 244 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:17,833 Yay! 245 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,367 Yes, that's what I'm afraid of. 246 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:24,800 Come in professore. 247 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:25,767 Oh, thank you. 248 00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:26,933 This is the hall. 249 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,100 This is the kitchen. 250 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,167 This is my bedroom. 251 00:09:29,267 --> 00:09:30,333 That's my bedroom. 252 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:32,167 This is the living room and this-- 253 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,667 And that's my bedroom? 254 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:34,633 No, that's a bathroom. 255 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:35,533 Oh. 256 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:36,733 So where am I sleeping? 257 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:38,033 Oh, you sleep here, on the sofa. 258 00:09:38,133 --> 00:09:40,067 Sure, it's very comfortable. 259 00:09:54,133 --> 00:09:55,833 - What was that? - What was what? 260 00:09:55,933 --> 00:09:57,067 That awful noise. 261 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:58,667 It's only a train. 262 00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,633 Only a tr-- this is worse than the waiting 263 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:03,067 room at Waterloo Station. - Don't worry. 264 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,367 You get used to it. 265 00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:07,400 They only run every 10 minutes after rush hour. 266 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,600 Every 10-- I'll never be able to sleep 267 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,200 through all that noise. 268 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,100 We give you some cotton balls to put you in your ears. 269 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,400 Well, I shall need it. 270 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,600 Hey, look, we both go better get the drinks. 271 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:16,967 Do you want to come with us, professore? 272 00:10:17,067 --> 00:10:18,233 Well, actually, I'd like a bath, 273 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:19,567 if that's all right with you. - Okeydokey. 274 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:20,700 We be back in 10 minutes. 275 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,833 Ah! 276 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,900 I left them here on the table. 277 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,533 Hey, where's professore? 278 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,333 Well, he said he was going to have a bath. 279 00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:36,600 OK, come on. 280 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:37,633 Hey, just a moment. 281 00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:55,633 Hello? 282 00:10:55,733 --> 00:10:56,633 Max! 283 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:57,867 Giovanni! 284 00:10:57,967 --> 00:11:00,233 Anybody there? 285 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,733 Desk Sergeant. 286 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:18,700 Yes, madam. 287 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,633 A burglar? 288 00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:21,733 Now, don't panic. 289 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:22,967 Stay where you are, and I'll send 290 00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:25,000 a police car around right away. 291 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,367 He's trying to pick next door's lock. 292 00:11:34,467 --> 00:11:36,233 Don't worry. I'll sort him out. 293 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:39,000 Oh, I do hope this sort of thing doesn't happen often. 294 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,967 I only moved in yesterday. - Stand back. 295 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,100 I'm going out there. 296 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,033 George, you stay with Miss Partridge. 297 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,100 All right. 298 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,500 Come quietly. 299 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,100 Oh, look you're making a mistake. 300 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,333 Do you live here? 301 00:11:54,433 --> 00:11:55,833 No, but I'm staying here with friends. 302 00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:56,767 What's the address? 303 00:11:56,867 --> 00:11:57,900 I don't know. 304 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:58,700 I've never been here before, you see. 305 00:11:58,800 --> 00:11:59,933 Oh, I see. 306 00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:01,200 Look, there's a perfectly simple explana-- 307 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,100 Well, why don't you come down to the station 308 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,233 and tell it to the perfectly simple sergeant? 309 00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:11,867 Hey, professore is not out here. 310 00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:13,767 He's not in the bathroom. 311 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,600 Well, he's not out there, either. 312 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:19,000 Maybe he decide to sleep at YMCA after all. 313 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,133 No, his bag is still there. 314 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,767 He said he was going to have a bath. 315 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,000 Well, blimey. 316 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:27,367 Maybe he has gone down the plug hole. 317 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:39,000 Japanese philosopher say, when a person is not here, 318 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,733 he must be somewhere else. 319 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:45,633 We know he's somewhere else, but somewhere where? 320 00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:46,933 Buenos noches. 321 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,667 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho-- 322 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,967 ho-- hey, what's the matter? 323 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,533 It's Mr. Brown. 324 00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:54,467 What about Mr. Brown? 325 00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:55,433 He's gone. 326 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:56,700 Gone? 327 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,100 10 minutes ago he was here. 328 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,767 Now, he's gone. 329 00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:07,100 He's not dead, he's vanished. 330 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,300 Ah, gracias,. 331 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,633 All right, what's your name? 332 00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,700 Jeremy Brown. 333 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,633 Brown? 334 00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:17,200 Yes. 335 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,567 Oh, well, I suppose it makes a change from a Smith or Jones. 336 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:21,967 Now, according to PC Barnes, you were 337 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,100 caught breaking and entering. 338 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,733 I was not breaking and entering. 339 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,100 Were you picking the lock? 340 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,067 Yes, but-- 341 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,367 Do you live there? 342 00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:30,700 No, but-- 343 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,467 Charge, breaking and entering. 344 00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:35,167 Now, look, you're making a terrible mistake. 345 00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:36,467 That's what Crippen said. 346 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:48,100 I demand to see my lawyer. 347 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,933 Sid, they've not nabbed you tonight, as well? 348 00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:52,800 Is he one of your accomplices, eh? 349 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,200 No, I know him. 350 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,767 He can vouch for me. 351 00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:59,267 The state he's in, he couldn't even vouch for his own mother. 352 00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:00,267 What's he done, Barnes? 353 00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:01,567 Drunk and disorderly. 354 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:02,667 Pardon? 355 00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:04,067 Drunk and disorderly. 356 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,667 So am I. 357 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:09,567 Sergeant, he is the caretaker at the school where I teach. 358 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:11,000 He will tell you who I am. 359 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:11,933 You. 360 00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,533 Do you know this man? 361 00:14:13,633 --> 00:14:15,433 He's a copper. 362 00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:17,033 Sid, it's me, look. 363 00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:19,567 Tell the sergeant who I am. 364 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,867 Charlie Farnsbarns. 365 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:23,833 What? 366 00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:26,400 Never tell him your real name, son. 367 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,233 Take him away. 368 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,433 Bring him back when he's sober. 369 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,433 Now there, Mr. Brown or Farnsbarns or whatever 370 00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:40,400 you call yourself-- 371 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,767 Brown. 372 00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:43,100 Professore! 373 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,833 Max! Giovanni! 374 00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:46,133 Thank goodness you're here. 375 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,833 Look, tell this-- tell this sergeant who I am. 376 00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:50,167 He's Mr. Jeremy Brown. 377 00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:52,333 Yeah, he teach us to speak the English. 378 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,600 Do you live at 6 Winthrop Road? 379 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,867 Sure, we do. 380 00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:56,767 What happened? 381 00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:58,000 Where you been? 382 00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,133 Well, I got locked out on your balcony, 383 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,533 and your public-spirited neighbor 384 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,000 thought I was a burglar and called the police. 385 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,300 So you were telling the truth. 386 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,500 Yes. 387 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,333 I have a good mind to sue you for false arrest. 388 00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:09,933 If you do, there'll be a charge of assault and battery. 389 00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,367 Why, I haven't assaulted anyone. 390 00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,300 No. 391 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:15,933 But I should go now, before I do. 392 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:39,100 Hey, everybodies, we find Mr. Brown! 393 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:43,200 Now, we all have the party. 394 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,767 Hey, where's all the food? 395 00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,267 We saved you a piece of quiche. 396 00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,833 Oh, good. 397 00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:51,300 Blimey, I was hungry, so I'm eating it. 398 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,367 Big deal. 399 00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:53,733 Well, actually, I could do with a drink. 400 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:54,967 Ah, no drink. 401 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,067 What, not a drop? 402 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,833 Ah, s , one drop. 403 00:15:58,933 --> 00:16:00,200 Don't worry, professore. 404 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,467 I fix everything for us. 405 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:02,400 Max? 406 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,567 Pub. - OK. 407 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:04,967 I go and get some beer. 408 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,733 Then, we all have the party. 409 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,633 No, not all. 410 00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:12,800 I make a date with Danielle. 411 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,267 We are going to have a dance. 412 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:16,600 Ol ! 413 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:17,800 Se orita. 414 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:18,767 Au revoir. 415 00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:20,067 Enjoy yourselves. 416 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,733 We must also be go. 417 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,133 Yes. 418 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,667 Master G, Ali is be letting me watch his television. 419 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,400 Yes, we are not wanting to miss "Starcurse and Crutch." 420 00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,067 "Starsky and Hutch." 421 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,000 Jolly good. 422 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,233 See you at school time. 423 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,167 Yes. 424 00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:38,533 Good evening, everybody. 425 00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:39,733 A thousand apologies. 426 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:40,667 Why? 427 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:41,567 What have you done? 428 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,400 Nothing. 429 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,333 It's what I'm going to be doing. 430 00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:47,800 What are you going to be doing? 431 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,900 Taking Ingrid for a lecture. 432 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,967 We go and see Swedish film. 433 00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:56,333 It is being all about the Swedish pear. 434 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,700 I think you mean au pair. 435 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,700 That is correct. 436 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,067 You'll be excusing us, please? 437 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:00,967 Yeah, certainly. 438 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,600 Have a good time. 439 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,400 Ah so, ah so. 440 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,767 Ah so. 441 00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:08,767 Now, don't tell me you two are going to the pictures, too? 442 00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:12,000 No, not so. 443 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,400 Su Lee and me go to bed. 444 00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:20,200 - Beg your pardon? - Not together. 445 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,467 I go home to read little red book. 446 00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,067 I go sleep. 447 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:31,900 Sayonara. 448 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,200 Sayo-- too much sake. 449 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,633 Too much sake. 450 00:17:36,733 --> 00:17:39,267 Hope you have pleasant night. 451 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:40,300 Ciao. 452 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,933 Well, It's going to be a swinging party. 453 00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:44,233 Not to worry. 454 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,300 Now, we got plenty beer for five. 455 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,067 You have even more for three. 456 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,500 Oh, not you, too, Anna. 457 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,633 Yeah, us too. 458 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,467 I help Zoltan mit homework. 459 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:53,367 Come. 460 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:55,333 Good morning. 461 00:17:55,433 --> 00:17:56,500 Good night. 462 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,433 I hope. 463 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,800 And then, there were three. 464 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:04,200 OK, everybody. 465 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,000 Hey, where is everybody? 466 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,967 They've all pushered off. 467 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,167 Some nice friends we got. 468 00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:12,533 Hey, look, why don't we go down to the disco? 469 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,133 Hey, that's a good idea. 470 00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:16,000 And, we'll pick up a couple of birds. 471 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,667 Oh, I don't want to pick up a couple of birds. 472 00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,200 The professore's right. 473 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,633 We don't want to pick up a couple of birds. 474 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:25,567 We pick up three birds, one each. 475 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,067 No, you two go on. 476 00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:28,700 Why you not want to come with us? 477 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,900 Well, I feel tired and wounded. 478 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,700 I think I'll just turn in for the night. 479 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,600 You sure, now? 480 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:33,833 Yeah. 481 00:18:33,933 --> 00:18:34,933 No, but don't let me stop you two going. 482 00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:36,333 Okeydokey. 483 00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:37,767 I'll just get ready for bed. 484 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,900 You'll find some blankets in the airing cupboard. 485 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,867 Ah, yes-- 486 00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,433 Any cotton wool? 487 00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:51,333 In the bathroom. 488 00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:52,100 Thank you. 489 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,067 See you tomorrow. 490 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,633 Hey, why is he shouting? 491 00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,833 I don't know. 492 00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:59,000 You want a beer before we go? 493 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,833 Sure. 494 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:01,833 There you are. 495 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,800 Grazie. 496 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,367 Hey, it's stuffy in here. 497 00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:10,100 Yeah, it is a bit, isn't it? 498 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,233 Ah, that's better. 499 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,333 Yasou. 500 00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:15,233 Salute. 501 00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,667 Nice party. 502 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,067 Fantastic. 503 00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:25,100 You know, Max, I really fancied that Ingrid. 504 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,133 Yeah, you'll fancy anyone. 505 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,500 That's not true. 506 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,433 Is it? 507 00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:35,033 I don't fancy you. 508 00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:58,400 Hey, our light's just gone out. 509 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,200 Mr. Brown must be wanting to sleep. 510 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,933 We better go to the disco. 511 00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,000 OK. 512 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:09,733 It's locked. 513 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:10,733 Hey, professore! 514 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:19,167 "The house was very quiet. 515 00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:21,000 Nothing could be heard. 516 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:24,900 Yet, the old lady could almost feel a sense of evil. 517 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,700 She listened. 518 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,267 The silence was oppressive. 519 00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:31,767 Suddenly, there was a knock at the window." 520 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:40,000 Desk Sergeant. 521 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,467 Oh, it's not you again, madam. 522 00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:45,167 Are you sure it's not the same fellow? 523 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,267 There are two fellows? 524 00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:50,367 Look, I suggest you just sit there and wait. 525 00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,167 Go around and see a neighbor and wait 526 00:20:52,267 --> 00:20:54,400 till the constable arrives, eh? 527 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:00,667 Oh! 528 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,967 Oh, please, excuse me. 529 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,667 The front door was open. 530 00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:13,967 I did knock. - Oh, sorry. 531 00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:15,067 I was asleep. 532 00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:16,800 There's burglars on my balcony. 533 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,067 Are you sure? 534 00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:19,267 Yes, I saw them. 535 00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:20,700 Evil-looking, they were. 536 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,800 They'll be rifling my drawers now. 537 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,167 Hmm? 538 00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:28,467 The French window wasn't locked. 539 00:21:28,567 --> 00:21:29,400 Oh, I see. 540 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:30,600 All right, well, leave it with me. 541 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:31,633 I'll go see what they're up to. 542 00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,233 Oh, do be careful. 543 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,533 Yes. 544 00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:37,067 What are we going to do? 545 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:39,833 Break the window. 546 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:40,767 Max! 547 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:41,667 Giovanni! 548 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,067 What are you doing here? 549 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,533 Well, you locked us out. 550 00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,167 Yeah, we knocked on the window next door, 551 00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:47,967 and the woman screamed and ran away. 552 00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:49,667 Well, she thought you were a burglar. 553 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:50,867 You better get inside. 554 00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:52,333 Just a moment. I'll go and get the beer. 555 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:53,400 No, no, no, I'll get it. 556 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,367 You stay here. 557 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,267 All right, come quietly. 558 00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:06,100 Now, are you sure you don't mind 559 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,433 me staying here for the night? 560 00:22:07,533 --> 00:22:09,033 Not at all, sir. 561 00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,800 I think it'll be safer for both of us, eh? 562 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:11,800 All right. 563 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:13,000 At least I'll get some sleep. 564 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:13,900 Good night, sir. 565 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,433 Good night. 566 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,033 Pssh. 567 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:23,933 Who's there? 568 00:22:24,033 --> 00:22:24,900 Pssh. 569 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,133 Oh, it's you, Mr. Brown. 570 00:22:27,233 --> 00:22:29,167 Let's have a singsong. 571 00:22:29,267 --> 00:22:32,167 Sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening, 572 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,767 sugar at the suppertime.